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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

男精神病的自白

一个男性精神病的自白:几年前我跟一个寡妇结了婚,她有一个已成年的女儿,后来我的父亲跟我妻子的女儿结了婚,我女儿就成了我的继母,我父亲就成了我的女婿。
两年后我妻子为我生了个儿子,他是我继母同母异父的弟弟,我儿子叫我爸爸,我叫我儿子舅舅。我父亲生了一个儿子,他是我的弟弟,但他又得必须叫我外公。同时我是我妻子的丈夫,我妻子既是我继母的母亲又是我的外婆,所以我是我自己的外公。。。
于是我疯了。。@@"

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

绝密X档案

让我来为大家推荐世界绝密X档案之一.英国政府保密与公众的秘密.全球封锁的绝密事件.
5 Z% I2 u+ G/ p4 j5 q; v, }% g! J第一案件.迪奥的世界.
& Q* {, L( H9 o2 @有一幅画的名字叫

-----迪奥的世界
7 \( ?6 A+ B0 h& G- O: h T是中世纪意大利作家 比尔.索拉道克拉夫
u9 y0 y5 q+ p" y' L( o在她妻子背叛他.嫌他默默无闻的时候.
5 K4 ]' z7 a. w z4 `4 T在坟堆里与魔鬼作了交易,把眼睛卖给了魔鬼.! X& z9 s7 `; J B9 C
魔鬼拉着比尔的手 创造了欧洲当时历史上最著名的一幅画---迪奥的世界
1 x" ^- C0 ^- J4 S# w比尔从此名声雀起.但有很快被世界遗忘.神秘死亡.. w4 t8 X* d. h, R
当时这幅画被欧洲贵州皇室收藏.被英国女王伊立莎白也曾收藏过
9 t5 j6 m4 r' A3 e+ d当时欧洲有一系列神秘的案件4 f0 \( _- v: {& W
被现在的英国特伦斯特国家安全局 定为六号 X档案
% `( E" [' y' b2 {2 q. h G凡是看过这幅画的人 知道这幅画人的名字 看着画中主人翁的眼睛.叫出迪奥 就会离奇死亡 世界有三大魔曲 在科学上的解释是利用音符杀人.但是世界上的 第一大魔画---迪奥的世界一直被各个国家政府连为X重要档案 因为无法解释
1 U$ `3 T; \3 {7 D. T已经死了上千人,这幅画被当时的欧洲各大教会.主教禁止全球发行.传说这幅话里的主人物的眼睛是魔鬼的眼睛.是魔鬼用来透视人的心灵.洗涤人的罪恶.人会离奇死亡% i( A" C7 y; s2 R5 a3 k% V
后在1897年11月21日.被欧洲当时各大主教.教会统一禁止发行.) D X* C; c) O7 k# Z( h; W
全部焚烧.之后100余年一直相安无事.直到2008年6月14日.在英国伦敦.特斯兰克 一幅画廊里重新被人们找出迪奥的世界.* b! ^) i( D ~: @; c
画廊的主人.凯斯克.米娜.离奇死亡.这幅画立即被英国政府保管.所进国安局.英警方立即.查询了米娜死前的种种原因.电话.书信.E迈..等等...终于在米娜死前当晚的手机通话听到了 米娜打给丈夫的电话中尖叫道.魔鬼回来了.魔鬼回来了.迪奥回来了.Devil.( h6 W. E3 Z4 P: z
现在的英国国安局全面封锁了此事.但是英国的众多媒体还是做了相继的报道.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Love Quotes That I Like So Much

1."Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.''
--Aristotle

2.
Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.
-- Captain Corelli's Mandolin6.

3."Love is the beauty of the soul.''

--St. Augustine

4."You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly."

--Sam Keen

5."All love is sweet, given or returned."
--Percy Bysshe Shelley

6."If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."
--Alfred Lord Tennyson

7."There is no remedy for love but to love more."
--Henry David Thoreau

8."One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is Love."
--Sophocles

9."....A simple I love you means more than money...."
--Frank Sinatra

10."So dear I love him that with him,
All deaths I could endure.
Without him, live no life."
-- William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

11."My heart is ever at your service."
--William Shakespeare

12."The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite."
--William Shakespeare

13."If I know what love is, it is because of you."
--Herman Hesse

14."To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with."
--Mark Twain

15."Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
--Elizabeth Browning

16."Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."
--Oliver Wendell Holmes

17."We are all born for love... it is the principle existence and it's only end."
--Benjamin Disraeli

18."For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it."
--Ivan Panin

19."The life and love we create is the life and love we live."
--Leo Buscaglia

20."True love begins when nothing is looked for in return."
--Antoine De Saint-Exupery

21.''The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable."
--Victor Hugo

22."Here are fruits, flowers, leaves, and branches, And here is my heart which beats only for you."
--Paul Verlaine

23."Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essense."
--Vincent van Gogh

24."Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will give them to you."
--Unknown

25."If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever."
--Unknown

26."To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed."
--Unknown

27."The rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart."
--Unknown

28.''Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile..."
--Unknown

29."Within you I lose myself. Without you I find myself wanting to become lost again."
--Unknown

30."Love is friendship set on fire."
--Jeremy Taylor

31."There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."
--George Sand

32."I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to miss you a good deal."
--Vita Sackville-West

33."In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."
--Mignon McLaughlin

34."The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."
--Helen Keller

35."Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one."
--John Keats

36."It's so easy, To think about Love, To Talk about Love, To wish for Love, But it's not always easy, To recognize Love, Even when we hold it.... In our hands."
--Jaka

38."Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."
--Oliver Wendell Holmes

39."Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."
--Robert Heinlein

40."I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you."
--Roy Croft

41."Take away love, and our earth is a tomb."
--Robert Browning

42."I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach..."
--Elizabeth Barrett Browning

43."Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me."
--Sarah Bernhardt

44."My night has become a sunny dawn because of you."
--Ibn Abbad